Showing posts with label Funny Story. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Story. Show all posts

Friday, December 14, 2012

Ryan's Random Thoughts



Ryan: "Cavemen lived around the time of Dinosaurs." 

Matt: "Yeah, but they died along time ago."

Ryan: "Now we have hobos." 

Matt: "What?!?


Monday, December 10, 2012

Well....she almost has it right

During Thanksgiving weekend we were at my Mom's house for the holiday. Emma was in the bathroom with my mom as she was getting ready for the day. Emma needed to use the potty and as she was doing so, she shared a few thoughts with my mom...

Emma: "Meemaw...I pee from my pirates"

Mom: "Yes, you do"

Emma: "Well, it has two names, pirates and gina"

Mom: "That's right"

Emma: "Boys have pirates"

Mom: "Yes, they do"

Emma: "They don't have ginas though"

Mom: "No, they have a penis"

Emma: "Right, they have peanuts!"