I swear I'm not clumsy!

I came across this post the other day and it cracked me up....

Ok, so maybe I am just a little bit. The week before classes start, I had on one of my pretty summer dresses and black strappy sandals (that I've had for at least 6 years). I had no hope of survival...sandals with no more tread left, newly waxed tile floors, and well....me. I slipped on the floor, tried to right myself, and I fell to the floor on my hands and knees. Lovely! I scrapped up both my knees, as well as the palms of my hands. Thankfully there were only 2 or 3 people in view, so most of my dignity was still in tact. 

The Damage...